Not THOSE shoes!

Ring ring.....cell phome (forgive typo's-kinda tired)

Me: Hello. (house phone on caller id of my cell, could be anyone that shares a house with me)

Chelsey: MOooooMmmmm, WHAT did you give to the maide's today?

Me: i gave them the shoes and swearshirt you cleaned out of your closet

Chelsey: (crying and screaming). Those were NOT to give away they were from my car

Me: Chelsey, you said you cleaned your closet of shoes. They had been in a chair in the breakfast nook for 4 days, i assumed i had the right ones.

Chelsey: (beyond hysterical) MOooooooMmmmmm, those were my UGG boots. I wear them all the time. WHY would you think they were to be given away?

Me: again Chelsey, they had been there four days!

Chelsey: (barely able to understand her thru the tears, sobs and screams)WHAT were you thinking?

Me: 4 days in the kitchen? Must ne the right ones!

Chelsey: Mooommmmm, you know........CLICK ( yes, i hung up on her)

Ring ring

Me: helo

Chelsey: Mooommmmmm, WHY did you.....CLICK (yes, i did it again)

Ring ring

Me: WHAT

Danny: next time, ask before you give something away.....CLICK you guessed it)

All this while i am sitting at the cleaners drive thru waiting on the guy to geg all our clothes and put them in the trunk AND i am on blue tooth, so the whole thing is unfolding on speaker.

Me: (speed dial, HOME).

Chelsey: HELLO

Me: you should probably think twice before you call me yelling....i have called the maide's and they will bring all back. CLICK (i did it before she could)

Ring ring.

Me: HELLO

Danny: want to meet us for dinner?

Me: sure, where

Danny: Prosper, Ernesto's?

Me: yes. CLICK

Dinner was very quiet......maide's brought boots back before we even got home. I just threw them in Chelsey's room.

Night all....
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