Friday, January 27, 2012

Our funny Realtor!

As we get to counting down the days to closing, I am getting more worked up and worried about little stuff....and something happening before we can get to the closing table. Yesterday our funny Realtor sent me this text and this is how it went:

Realtor Scott: Pam the pier is gone...no where in sight.

Me: yes, it is in a flood plain, we disclosed that. After the rain let's up, it will reappear.

Realtor Scott: do you think it will appear before 9 am Thursday?

Me: well, if the rain stops, it should. How far up is the water? How close to the trees? (panic sets in)

Loooooonnnnnggggg pause from Realtor Scott, then: it's way up to the trees line.

Me: thinking to myself.....okay I/we have jumped on every request....electric bill summary, who services pool, did we modify plan, where is survey, who is trash service, when will we move the pool table, where are the garage door openers, need keys to barn, sign this, sign that, take this to title company, meet me there for this, meet me there for that, who is Internet service, who built the fence, who build the house, do we own the propane tank, who built the pool, what water service provider, why is alarm beeping,...to name a few. And I sit looking at his text thinking to myself....WHAT the heck am I going to do about the lake being too full? As I ponder my reply....

Realtor Scott replies....I am kidding Pam, all is okay...

All I will say is it is a good thing he said that....I was about to go thru the ceiling tiles of my office! Monday, Monday, it will all be in the past...after I worry all weekend that something might come up and delay closing. Say a little prayer that this doesn't happen!

A quick Happy Birthday to Paul. So happy you stepped into my sweet sisters life so many years ago...love you! Hope your day is wonderful and that the Mavs win big...

Happy Friday....
PK