A week full of "ifs"

We've had quite the week here at the Fenter Funny Farm. First, let me state that NO ONE was injured..... And the run down is....

IF PaPa Danny let's two certain little boys ride the Kubota's...they might just roll one of them on it's side.

IF a certain son drives 45 mph down a white rock road....he might slide and gently smack a tree.

IF a certain daughter and her boyfriend have a disagreement and said boyfriend throws keys into daughter's jeep....they might bust the covering in the dash that goes over the speedometer and gauges.

IF you look at our youngest daughters FB profile....you might see "is no longer in a relationship" and then check out the boyfriends...you might see the same thing.

IF that same daughter goes job hunting with a friend and the friend gets stopped for speeding (60 in a 45) and said daughter has her feet up in the seat....the cop might chew her up over it.

IF you arrive at my office before 6am...you MIGHT get soaked by the sprinklers shockingly coming on at the moment you get near the building.

IF you receive a picture via text of a beautiful beach...it MIGHT be your Aunt and Mom taunting you.

IF one arrives home on Thursday afternoon, to an empty house....someone must have forgotten to tell you about your youngest grandson's birthday party.

IF we have another week like this, Carla and Paul are taking the kids and I'll pay child support.....

IF you are smiling at this point, I'm glad someone is....because I am not.

Happy Friday to everyone.....

Pam